The new rage or a joke…ads to rent out a puppy for the day!!! Ok friendly humans…let me ask you a simple question…would you rent out your own kids? For most of you the answer would be NO WAY! So why would they think its ok to rent out a puppy?? If you really wanted a puppy why would you rent one, not rescue one and give it the loving home it deserves. A dog needs a loving family, a bed, a home…..but what do you think happens to us dogs if we are passed around from home to home? Hello disaster happens that’s what! To all you “rental Dogs” out there, fight back, chew on their shoes, oops have an “accident” while they hold you, show some teeth growl at them.
This would be my ad – “Hi Im Chucky, the cutest Shih Tzu in town, Rent me for $1,000. These are my requirements per day – feed me yummy dog food from a spoon ( don’t forget I cant wipe my mouth so make sure you wipe it for me). Then off to the dog park, throw me a ball, chase me around, till we both get tired. Back home for a nap, I get your pillow of course. Let me watch some tv, a cool cartoon would be great. Uh oh, time to poop…..take me for a walk…don’t forget to wipe. I think Im hungry again….can you cook me some fresh veggies? Then help me digest by going on another walk. By now its probably time to take me back…..unless you want overtime…that can get expensive! Make sure you call 1800 rent my puppy and schedule me for a day of fun ( for me at least)!”
Dumbest human idea EVER!Right up there with outdoor doghouses (I don’t see you humans sleeping outdoors!), doggy boots ( think we can walk in those things?) And doggy purses that make us bounce around while you walk….think earthquake in a bag!!! Think humans Think!!
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